Scary people of myspace

Umm I honestly did not think that um black ladies were into this scene, like not being racist but like really? The piercings scare me, and the eyebrows defiantly the eyebrows...

I know i usually post ladies but this believe it or not is a dude! He's from Japan nuf said

I DO NOT want to go where they are going, the guy in the fishnet shirt has a better torso than me! What the fuck!

The Devil called he wants his face back

love ya Jess

Harry Potter

Hi soo I saw Harry Potter OF CORSE I actually saw it for free on Sunday which is cooler than waiting in line (and paying), and im also baller (and slightly nerdy) cause i saw it early!! NE WAYZ so you say to your self gosh golly g-whiz i wish i was cool like Harry and Ron and Herminie. But to no avail you SUCK so instead of scouring the internet to find out how to be as cool as them some goons at Instructables have it all mapped out for you just click and let the MAGIC begin!

Luv Jess

look at that ass

No  black man can resist an ass like that.

no matter how much he's in public eye.. No matter he's also the leader of the greatest country in the world. you gotta look at an ass when it's there...

jess 

  

Sexy ladies of myspace...enjoy

Hope your hungry, she brought some salami slices for you...

those are big nipples  

We all know she's hungry. Bet she can't eat just one, of anything

GOD BLESS AMERICA?

i some how doubt that she's a democrat

this is a really weird outfit, um um i guess the girl in the first pic would need bigger X's 

so im guessing she's like a belly dancer who is ashamed of her belly so she wears a corset? 

but she's totally cool with her boob's trapped in a leather spider web.. 

best vampire movie ever made

Its sexy, fun vampire beach time?

jess

Heee's baaaack!!!

maybe he's looking for little boy ghosts?

jess

just cause it's my fav

luv jess

I know what some ones getting for christmas!!!

Just what every man needs.. and wives like it too!

We got new states?

Um hello why did i have to learn this from our president? This needs to be public knowledge.

luv jess

your pollen update

Take your Allegra!

luv jess

sexy sexy ladies...

Just what you have been waiting for all day or actually all week ... your sexy ladies of my space 

oh girl, your as wide as a Malibu on 20's. Like really how short is she? her waist is at the side bodylines! she lookin' good though....

Are you ready for bed? Cause if she's in it i'm not

it's the white ankle sox that make her irresistible 

when the size of your boobs and nose match you look like this...

ok ok she's naked with GIGANTIC BOOBIES but seriously getting giant boobies DOES NOT make it to have a face that was raped by the ugly stick...gross 

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR TITS? Is she going to use her hand to blow them back up? For her sake i really really really hope so. Rule 1 of myspace naked pics, if you are gross naked don't do it. If your not sure ask a friend.   I'm guessing she has no friends.

Ummmmm.. ya she's wearing one of those shirts that starts like baby size small, i really didn't know they could expand that BIG... At least she has a great personality...

luv ya! Jess

and on the 8th day....

hooray beer!  luv jess 

jeffs new blog

He's trying to hide from the world....he's new blog address has no 57

love jess

OH NO BILLY MAYS!!!!

R.I.P. Billy Mays!!!  

jess

Jessica's' summer reading program...

Read this sereis by Charline Harris twice already this summer, there 8 total so far DYING for the 9th book. And if you don't know what these books are about, you must live in a cave. This is how vampires should be... they don't sparkle.

Umm another brain twisting read from Chuck Palahniuk...A never named country (i think China) send undercover agents to live as exchange students in our country to make it easier to kill us.. one of the wierder ones i've read by chuck... 

Really awesome story based in a porn movie set... from the view of three people one related to the star of the film, defiantly worth the read! I mostly have all the books he's written he's a genius..

Im currently reading this book, it's life after the zombie apocalypse (i'm kind of obsessed with zombies) the book is based on two views , Zoey a girl born at the beginning of the zombie overtake who's never known life with out zombies or what it was like to be "normal" 

the other view is from Wade who is a zombie... It's so far really good 

read!!!!!

Hello Vader?

AWWWW i love him!

jess

i mostly hate celebrities

Kurt Cobain killin bitch.. this is karma

 a life looking like this is the best revenge available...

Daddy taught her how....

America as a whole cried this day

maybe if she wasn't an evil man degrading, child beating, money hungry, plastic surgery havin woman, her man wouldn't leave! 

happy times! Jess

the good ol' days...

wish they still were.... I would be famous! 

luv jess

mmmm candy

tweet me too!

chirp chirp!

this is the shit we do

we are ummm different...

luv jess

Little boys fear no more...

From black to white Micheal Jackson passed away today at 50 yrs old due to a heart attack (the only natural part of his body left)..  My question what will happen to the monkey?

PS.... 70-80's sex symbol Farrah Fawcett  also passed to day, due to the cancer... 

so rest in peace to both

luv jess

ooooohhhh this looks cool

this is how Alice In Wonderland is supposed to be!

MMMM camel toe Megan Fox style

Even the bitchiest bitch gets camel toe 

ugly cunt

it's karma 

luv jess

dinos say heeeeyyyyyy!

luv jess 

HOLLER

MMMMM more sexy ladies of myspace DETROIT edition

So because my husband is smart he said i should pick a city for my sexy myspace ladies, so this time it's..... Detroit! 
and after seeing these pictures OMG beware, they are really really um special!

um really? really? why? her page is so amazing it's unbelievable check it... weirdo!!

the scariest valentines gift ever!

look how hot i am, on a toilet....

 so do you my space people just only have mirrors in the bathroom?

HOLY MOLY!

love JESS!!!!!!

5 second films

So i saw this page on the shitty AOTS, but its really fucking hilarious! so check out the rest of their videos at.....5secondfilms....

Attack of the Gay Zombies!!

this gem is brought to you by JESS!!!

The sexy ladies of My Space

These sexy ladies are all single and waiting for you!!! Lucky you!

ummm you can obviously see the sex radiating off her

would you post your boobs on the internet to attract people if they looked like this mess?

umm yes against the wall always sexy Is she in a Motel 6?

YELLOW NIGHTMARE!!!  AAGGGGGG

luv jess

Puppy for sale!!!

Wanna buy a puppy? He's 20% off!

luv Jess

small project :]

this is the small [pointless] wall that is in our living room kind of seperating our living room from our dining room and we decided to make it fancy and paint it. the colors are rare wine [dark purple] and fireberry red [bright ass red] and they originally were chosen to accent the paintings my husband bought when he was in LA for E3. we are planning on adding a few more artsy peices to it but still not sure yet! it does bring a lot more depth to the room though and its pretty rad to say the least in general. Just thought id share this with everyone :]

love Dani

OMG so i was actually kind of thrilled when i found this out!

so these two finally came out from hiding and were spotted strolling through LA together! i knew they had great chemistry on set but you have to figure a couple with so many physical scenes would be dating in RL! good for them and im excited to say that the new season of TrueBlood has finally started!! i cant wait to see what happens. :] Best TV series in a long while!

Love Dani

ha ha ooh Speidi!!

this line says it all!! they are what is wrong with not only our society but our fucking country if people actually think this is "love"

fuck all their goo goo ga ga bull shit! tv has not done you a favor by capturing fake ass photos of you too making out all over LA! they have actually shown america what not to do in a relationship! thanks Hollywood && MTV!!

Love Dani

Octo-mom vs. Kate!!

ok soooo im not so interested in the whole jon and kate plus "big huge televised divorce with 8 children in the middle" but this hilarious crap did! Basically the octo mom was pissed that kate had commented on the fact that she has 8 children going on 100 and single and apparently octo mom was not too happy! Honestly though what is this crazy ass woman thinking?? 8 children with just yourself to raise them? no sir!! raising more than one child is tough but im going to have to go with Kate on this one and agree that that many children is ridiculous to have with no father figure present! then again i guess it would save her and the children the heartache to have to lose that father figure wouldnt it Kate?!

love Dani

Uhhh worst parents ever!!

So my husband and I randomly came across this blog chalkful of amazing parent pics and videos! wozzers! so there not a blogspot. com page so I am unable and too lazy to follow but check out the bad  parents here
love Jess