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Friday, July 31, 2009

More fantastic tattoos!

Woooohoooo do I Got some fancy art work today! Please enjoy.

Nothing says "I hate Nazis" more than a fire pissing dick made swastika with a pretty belly button flower in the middle! You really showed them!

Oh dear lord. Where oh where do i begin? The hair, the eye(s), those lips andthe GIGANTIC nipples or the sexy sexy rolls on the tummy. They truly summed up this lady in one word, but unfortunately it was the wrong word...

This is a zombie sailor girl, I know I thought it was Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas dressed up sexy for Jack as well, Those nipples are really good. I know my nipples look like opposite facing triangles too...

I think it's really great that they chose to add the stretch marks.

Maybe he should have stuck with the before tattoo, I guess he didn't know the damage a blow pen in the hands of an 8 year old could do to his skin.

HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!!!

luv Jess

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Tattoos anyone?

So I was thinking instead of MySpace tonight, how about some amazing body "Art"?

I found these amazing examples of how to completely fuck up your body...

lovely

Maybe he should have listened to Jesus. My 11 year old son could do a better job.

Matt????? Aka El Borracho.

Im very very confused with this tattoo... There's a lipstick tube, and a fish head, a diamond and a lady in yellow shitting a giant star? Weird

AGGHHH the description of this tattoo was "a portrait of my wife" OH DEAR LORD! She's got bad umm everything

I just can't, i really just don't understand the logic why would you get ....

oh wait she/he was high a fuck

hope you enjoyed

jess

EEWWWWWW HOW WHAT ? NO!

Hope your as grossed out as I was! Crazy Fucking Brits!

jess

Mike Rowe being amazingly smart...

This is a great video of Mike Rowe he talks about some of his Dirty Jobs stuff in the beginning but around 11:00 minute mark he gets real, its totally worth watching the whole thing, he's mostly funny and smart

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Sexy Sexy Sex

Oh dear lord , i can't even guess the pose this lady was in to take this pic. But it's the worst pose ever, I love how the heart points to the wonderful "blemishes" on her sweaty sweaty ass.. oh and the back bacon, don't you just wanna eat it?

mmmmm bacon

UGGG in the words of Matt " Ooogggaa Booooggaa" She's every Jersey boy's dream.

And every normal mans nightmare.

Dance for me, you gross fat weirdo! Marilyn Manson will never want you quit trying!

That's So SWEET! I'm so glad that there's finally a modeling niche for 12 year old, bucktooth, flabby armed, flat chested boy-girls.

ahhh i love the myspace

keep bring it fools!!!!!!!

jess

You meet the nicest people on a Honda.....

Ummm I guess I should take that back....

jess

mom jeans make a comeback THANKS OBAMA!

He's so cool and fashionable!

luv jess

Great now we are outsourcing solar eclipses too!

So the longest solar eclipse in history was in India of all places today, the locals had a bunch of crazy suspicions such as: Now all the water will be undrinkable in India (all of a sudden? the cows chillen in it make it ok ?) No babies are too be born mass violence and doom will surely happen... So how are these people answering my concerns on my student loans and credit cards and calling me about my home phone service? But they are simple enough to believe this shit?

Amazing

love jess

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Scary people of myspace

Umm I honestly did not think that um black ladies were into this scene, like not being racist but like really? The piercings scare me, and the eyebrows defiantly the eyebrows...

I know i usually post ladies but this believe it or not is a dude! He's from Japan nuf said

I DO NOT want to go where they are going, the guy in the fishnet shirt has a better torso than me! What the fuck!

The Devil called he wants his face back

love ya Jess

Harry Potter

Hi soo I saw Harry Potter OF CORSE I actually saw it for free on Sunday which is cooler than waiting in line (and paying), and im also baller (and slightly nerdy) cause i saw it early!! NE WAYZ so you say to your self gosh golly g-whiz i wish i was cool like Harry and Ron and Herminie. But to no avail you SUCK so instead of scouring the internet to find out how to be as cool as them some goons at Instructables have it all mapped out for you just click and let the MAGIC begin!

Luv Jess

Friday, July 10, 2009

look at that ass

No black man can resist an ass like that.

no matter how much he's in public eye.. No matter he's also the leader of the greatest country in the world. you gotta look at an ass when it's there...

jess

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Sexy ladies of myspace...enjoy

Hope your hungry, she brought some salami slices for you...

those are big nipples

We all know she's hungry. Bet she can't eat just one, of anything

GOD BLESS AMERICA?

i some how doubt that she's a democrat

this is a really weird outfit, um um i guess the girl in the first pic would need bigger X's

so im guessing she's like a belly dancer who is ashamed of her belly so she wears a corset?

but she's totally cool with her boob's trapped in a leather spider web..

best vampire movie ever made

Its sexy, fun vampire beach time?

jess

Heee's baaaack!!!

maybe he's looking for little boy ghosts?

jess

Friday, July 3, 2009

just cause it's my fav

luv jess

I know what some ones getting for christmas!!!

Just what every man needs.. and wives like it too!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

We got new states?

Um hello why did i have to learn this from our president? This needs to be public knowledge.

luv jess

your pollen update

Take your Allegra!

luv jess

sexy sexy ladies...

Just what you have been waiting for all day or actually all week ... your sexy ladies of my space

oh girl, your as wide as a Malibu on 20's. Like really how short is she? her waist is at the side bodylines! she lookin' good though....

Are you ready for bed? Cause if she's in it i'm not

it's the white ankle sox that make her irresistible

when the size of your boobs and nose match you look like this...

ok ok she's naked with GIGANTIC BOOBIES but seriously getting giant boobies DOES NOT make it to have a face that was raped by the ugly stick...gross

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR TITS? Is she going to use her hand to blow them back up? For her sake i really really really hope so. Rule 1 of myspace naked pics, if you are gross naked don't do it. If your not sure ask a friend. I'm guessing she has no friends.

Ummmmm.. ya she's wearing one of those shirts that starts like baby size small, i really didn't know they could expand that BIG... At least she has a great personality...

luv ya! Jess

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

and on the 8th day....

hooray beer! luv jess

jeffs new blog

He's trying to hide from the world....he's new blog address has no 57

love jess

Sunday, June 28, 2009

OH NO BILLY MAYS!!!!

R.I.P. Billy Mays!!!

jess

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Jessica's' summer reading program...

Read this sereis by Charline Harris twice already this summer, there 8 total so far DYING for the 9th book. And if you don't know what these books are about, you must live in a cave. This is how vampires should be... they don't sparkle.

Umm another brain twisting read from Chuck Palahniuk...A never named country (i think China) send undercover agents to live as exchange students in our country to make it easier to kill us.. one of the wierder ones i've read by chuck...

Really awesome story based in a porn movie set... from the view of three people one related to the star of the film, defiantly worth the read! I mostly have all the books he's written he's a genius..

Im currently reading this book, it's life after the zombie apocalypse (i'm kind of obsessed with zombies) the book is based on two views , Zoey a girl born at the beginning of the zombie overtake who's never known life with out zombies or what it was like to be "normal"

the other view is from Wade who is a zombie... It's so far really good

read!!!!!