Monday, April 27, 2009

Daisy of Love




Ok so how lame is Daisy of Love? Ya i watched it and ya i'll watch the whole season cause i'm a reality show whore, but really is she really looking for love? And if she is, how in fuck is she gona find it umong that group of idiots? My husband and i concur (fancy for agree) that Ricky Ratchman wants to bang her, if he hasn't already, he's got a crazy crush on that plastic lady...so ill keep you all who read this if anyone up to date on all the "wild and crazy" time from this season!
Ok ok so far the swedish triplets who were totally 80's RAD FABULOUS (but admitted they were only there for food and liqueur)  have been kicked off and the weirdo dude with the black beanie(back row)who looks like the gay sex baby between Joey Ramone and Bert McCracken and last but not least, the red haired asian canadian, that speaks Swahili. ? He also has a way sexy hairy mole to the right of his taint tickler...
so if you think the guys she kicked off are lame hahahaha you have no idea ok guy in the green shoes TOTAL tweeker does backflips everywhere, she named him flipper cause she's soooo smart
Uh 12 packs there from I love New York and I Love Money so he's there for money and more tv coverage
There a guy she call 6 gauge cause he's got his tally pierced its a 6 gauge ring, Daisy in all of her im a cool weird-o tattoo piercing life style knowledge thinks thats as big as her thumb... idiot. He would have to have a dick the size of my forearm or whole arm i'm not even sure,  to have a hole that big through his cock... She should research the "scene" she wants to fit into for this week .
There's a cage fighter with a  tattooed face and his neck tattoo that states "FIGHT OR DIE" i choose umm die , um the token black guy (he'll be gone soon), the douche bag guy from Brooklyn in the funny fedora (back row, also gone soon)  oh ya and the most lamest the male stripper with the pink and blue mohawk.  ooh and the butt rocker in the red shirt (back row) that got so trashed the first night that all the other guys drew on his face!!!  he's still in the game some how, maybe she has a daddy complex. There's a bunch of other lame-os but we'll get to them soon, they are just kinda chillin in the shadows for now... they'll get there douche out real  quick i'm sure. Im mean god how could they resist Daisy???? She's so classy and has a world of knowledge and silicon to offer them.
Ok ok  im running out of breath... so i'll keep some ranting until next weeks episode.... <3>

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