Congrats to Rocky for making it this far.
Friday, February 12, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Holy fucking moly
WOW WOW WOW I am so getting a Zombi Kitty tattooed on me holy fuck the best cartoon ever!!
And and and theres a page to order clothes! AHHH I LOVE LIFE of corse the artists' British check out the web page its FUN
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Craigslist has gone to far this time...
Im just going to apologize in advance for the odd sexual nature of the following people, they are all tranny men on craigslist desperately looking for other men,,, ugghhh there really gross
Grandpa? Why grandpa no matter how much you wear Grannies clothes she's not coming back!!
Friday, October 9, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
This is bullshit, Wilson nothing wrong, we are losing our freedoms, first to go Freedom of speech
ATLANTA — Former President Jimmy Carter said Tuesday that U.S. Rep. Joe Wilson's outburst to President Barack Obama during a speech to Congress last week was an act "based on racism" and rooted in fears of a black president.
"I think it's based on racism," Carter said in response to an audience question at a town hall held at his presidential center in Atlanta. "There is an inherent feeling among many in this country that an African-American should not be president."
The Georgia Democrat said the outburst was a part of a disturbing trend directed at the president that has included demonstrators equating Obama to Nazi leaders.
"Those kind of things are not just casual outcomes of a sincere debate on whether we should have a national program on health care," he said. "It's deeper than that."
Wilson, a South Carolina Republican, was formally rebuked Tuesday in a House vote for shouting "You lie!" during Obama's speech to Congress last Wednesday.
The shout came after the president commented that illegal aliens would be ineligible for federal subsidies to buy health insurance. Republicans expressed their disbelief with sounds of disapproval, punctuated by Wilson's outburst.
Tuesday's rebuke was a rare resolution of disapproval pushed through by Democrats who insisted that Wilson had violated basic rules of decorum and civility. Republicans characterized the measure as a witch hunt and Wilson, who had already apologized to Obama, insisted he owed the House no apology.
Wilson's spokesman was not immediately available for comment, but his eldest son defended his father.
"There is not a racist bone in my dad's body," said Alan Wilson, an Iraq veteran who is running for state attorney general. "He doesn't even laugh at distasteful jokes. I won't comment on former President Carter, because I don't know President Carter. But I know my dad, and it's just not in him."
"It's unfortunate people make that jump. People can disagree — and appropriately disagree — on issues of substance, but when they make the jump to race it's absolutely ludicrous. My brothers and I were raised by our parents to respect everyone regardless of background or race."
South Carolina's former Democratic Party chairman said that he doesn't believe Wilson was motivated by racism, but said the outburst encouraged racist views.
"I think Joe's conduct was asinine, but I think it would be asinine no matter what the color of the president," said Dick Harpootlian, who has known Wilson for decades. "I don't think Joe's outburst was caused by President Obama being African-American. I think it was caused by no filter being between his brain and his mouth."
Harpootlian said he received scores of racial e-mails from outside South Carolina after he talked about the vote on Fox News.
"You have a bunch of folks out there looking for some comfort in their racial issues. They have a problem with an African-American president," he said. "But was he motivated by that? I don't think so. I respectfully disagree with President Carter, though it gives validity to racism."
Carter called Wilson's comment "dastardly" and an aftershock of racist views that have permeated American politics for decades.
"The president is not only the head of government, he is the head of state," he said. "And no matter who he is or how much we disagree with his policies, the president should be treated with respect."
Monday, September 14, 2009
This guy is useless
I have NEVER liked Kanye West EVER and I'm not afraid to say. Im sure if he heard me say it I would be some kind of racist, but I could give 2 shits to what he thinks. How HOW HOW does he think that he is SO much better than anyone that he can act this way. Poor Taylor Swift I don't care for her music either but shit she's like 17 and had more class than this no talent piece of shit. I hope he goes away and takes that ugly blonde snake dyke with him....
what a fuck LOVE JESS
Gross ugly old people naked on myspace
here cums Santa Clause ewww
um i don't even know but really those are giant old boobs, perhaps the first implants surgery ever.. there filled with stones not silicon.
Sloppy, and it only gets worse with age.
Hope your grandparents weren't on here.... These are real my space profiles so be careful who you make "friends" with
LUVE ME
Jess
RIP Patrick Swayze
The following video is perhaps the best known work of the late Patrick Swayze..
I hope we all remember him in this way...
Monday, August 31, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
Price is Wrong... Fucking idiot
Waffles and I were twittering about Price is Right and the dumb contestants the other day... This takes the cake, I'm glad he's protecting our country
The other person being named Gay is really wierd....but very funny
jess
I'm pretty sure I have never been so excited to see a movie
I feel like October can't get here fast enough...
I LOVE ZOMBIES
jess
I NEED one of these
I would prefer the star, Yes yes yes you stick it in your ass and then poop amazing shapes. Like pooping wasn't fun enough already!
lov jess
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Penis help
In support of Lady Gaga having a penis, I thought it would be nice to post other items that have penises that are not supposed to. ya know so she doesn't feel lonely...
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
the grossest grossest video i have ever seen
I couldn't even watch the whole thing
Two Girls One Cyst - Watch more Funny Videos
sorry i had to put it on
jess
Tuesday got you felling blue? Some doggy style may help you...
My favorite commercial is a dance?
So EVERY TIME this commercial comes on i do an silly but mostly awesome and original little
dance, little did my pasty white ass know that it is a real song and a funny little kind of ghetto
ho-down dance. It's sung by the umm Buckwheat Boyz (they z means they don't fuck around)
They also sing Peanut Butter Jelly time, clearly we can see what song is the winner...
time to get crazy
luv Jess
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
More to LOVE...
So I have been watching the dating show More To Love so it inspired me to show you some larger ladies that may need your love for the ummm "more" of them....
I am concerned for this bra, it must have a very very difficult life. BUT dear lord please put it back on.
Watch out giant zebra run run the lions are coming..
wow those are big boobies it's like a giant ass on her chest, I wonder if she has small boobies for an ass? Doubt it.
Neat i didn't know there was an african american lucky charms guy.. Ethnic Charms?
luv jess
Friday, July 31, 2009
More fantastic tattoos!
Woooohoooo do I Got some fancy art work today! Please enjoy.
Nothing says "I hate Nazis" more than a fire pissing dick made swastika with a pretty belly button flower in the middle! You really showed them!
Oh dear lord. Where oh where do i begin? The hair, the eye(s), those lips andthe GIGANTIC nipples or the sexy sexy rolls on the tummy. They truly summed up this lady in one word, but unfortunately it was the wrong word...
This is a zombie sailor girl, I know I thought it was Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas dressed up sexy for Jack as well, Those nipples are really good. I know my nipples look like opposite facing triangles too...
I think it's really great that they chose to add the stretch marks.
Maybe he should have stuck with the before tattoo, I guess he didn't know the damage a blow pen in the hands of an 8 year old could do to his skin.
HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!!!
luv Jess
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Tattoos anyone?
So I was thinking instead of MySpace tonight, how about some amazing body "Art"?
I found these amazing examples of how to completely fuck up your body...
lovely
Maybe he should have listened to Jesus. My 11 year old son could do a better job.
Matt????? Aka El Borracho.
Im very very confused with this tattoo... There's a lipstick tube, and a fish head, a diamond and a lady in yellow shitting a giant star? Weird
AGGHHH the description of this tattoo was "a portrait of my wife" OH DEAR LORD! She's got bad umm everything
I just can't, i really just don't understand the logic why would you get ....
oh wait she/he was high a fuck
hope you enjoyed
jess
Mike Rowe being amazingly smart...
This is a great video of Mike Rowe he talks about some of his Dirty Jobs stuff in the beginning but around 11:00 minute mark he gets real, its totally worth watching the whole thing, he's mostly funny and smart
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Sexy Sexy Sex
Oh dear lord , i can't even guess the pose this lady was in to take this pic. But it's the worst pose ever, I love how the heart points to the wonderful "blemishes" on her sweaty sweaty ass.. oh and the back bacon, don't you just wanna eat it?
mmmmm bacon
UGGG in the words of Matt " Ooogggaa Booooggaa" She's every Jersey boy's dream.
And every normal mans nightmare.
Dance for me, you gross fat weirdo! Marilyn Manson will never want you quit trying!
That's So SWEET! I'm so glad that there's finally a modeling niche for 12 year old, bucktooth, flabby armed, flat chested boy-girls.
ahhh i love the myspace
keep bring it fools!!!!!!!
jess
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