Monday, August 31, 2009

Friday, August 28, 2009

fruit by the foot


I really enjoy this commercial, not as much as ice cream and cake mind you..
jess

Price is Wrong... Fucking idiot


Waffles and I were twittering about Price is Right and the dumb contestants the other day... This takes the cake, I'm glad he's protecting our country
The other person being named Gay is really wierd....but very funny
jess

I'm pretty sure I have never been so excited to see a movie



I feel like October can't get here fast enough...
I LOVE ZOMBIES
jess

I NEED one of these


I would prefer the star, Yes yes yes you stick it in your ass and then poop amazing shapes. Like pooping wasn't fun enough already!
lov jess

really great dancing

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Penis help

In support of Lady Gaga having a penis, I thought it would be nice to post other items that have penises that are not supposed to. ya know so she doesn't feel lonely...







Jess

Sir GAGA

Lady Gaga admits to being a hermaphrodite,,, The proof is in the penis




eeewww jess

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Japan is amazing for your dick


Surprising Japanese Egg Toy - Watch more Funny Videos

good job japan!
jess

the grossest grossest video i have ever seen

I couldn't even watch the whole thing




Two Girls One Cyst - Watch more Funny Videos

sorry i had to put it on
jess

If wishes came true

Will some one buy this soooooo
I can buy this



I also REALLY need this Holden Isobel jacket, i prefer the rad purple they got goin, I need a medium

thanks jess

Tuesday got you felling blue? Some doggy style may help you...


Im pretty sure this is about the most realistic doggy style you can get and not go to jail
what the fuck ? So weird...




Doggy with a view...


Ugghhh ummm the 90's doggy, Bobbie Browns taking the pic

The up close doggy, really up close... weird thigh line?



The travelin doggy, see my ass does fit in the car

My favorite commercial is a dance?

So EVERY TIME this commercial comes on i do an silly but mostly awesome and original little
dance, little did my pasty white ass know that it is a real song and a funny little kind of ghetto
ho-down dance. It's sung by the umm Buckwheat Boyz (they z means they don't fuck around)
They also sing Peanut Butter Jelly time, clearly we can see what song is the winner...

time to get crazy

luv Jess

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Dirty dirty mouths

This is from the Jimmy Kimmel Show it's pretty funny





luv jess

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

More to LOVE...


So I have been watching the dating show More To Love so it inspired me to show you some larger ladies that may need your love for the ummm "more" of them....


I am concerned for this bra, it must have a very very difficult life. BUT dear lord please put it back on.



Watch out giant zebra run run the lions are coming..




wow those are big boobies it's like a giant ass on her chest, I wonder if she has small boobies for an ass? Doubt it.





Neat i didn't know there was an african american lucky charms guy.. Ethnic Charms?



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please save the puppys and kittens!



love jess