OH NO BILLY MAYS!!!!

R.I.P. Billy Mays!!!  

jess

Jessica's' summer reading program...

Read this sereis by Charline Harris twice already this summer, there 8 total so far DYING for the 9th book. And if you don't know what these books are about, you must live in a cave. This is how vampires should be... they don't sparkle.

Umm another brain twisting read from Chuck Palahniuk...A never named country (i think China) send undercover agents to live as exchange students in our country to make it easier to kill us.. one of the wierder ones i've read by chuck... 

Really awesome story based in a porn movie set... from the view of three people one related to the star of the film, defiantly worth the read! I mostly have all the books he's written he's a genius..

Im currently reading this book, it's life after the zombie apocalypse (i'm kind of obsessed with zombies) the book is based on two views , Zoey a girl born at the beginning of the zombie overtake who's never known life with out zombies or what it was like to be "normal" 

the other view is from Wade who is a zombie... It's so far really good 

read!!!!!

Hello Vader?

AWWWW i love him!

jess

i mostly hate celebrities

Kurt Cobain killin bitch.. this is karma

 a life looking like this is the best revenge available...

Daddy taught her how....

America as a whole cried this day

maybe if she wasn't an evil man degrading, child beating, money hungry, plastic surgery havin woman, her man wouldn't leave! 

happy times! Jess

the good ol' days...

wish they still were.... I would be famous! 

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mmmm candy

tweet me too!

chirp chirp!

this is the shit we do

we are ummm different...

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Little boys fear no more...

From black to white Micheal Jackson passed away today at 50 yrs old due to a heart attack (the only natural part of his body left)..  My question what will happen to the monkey?

PS.... 70-80's sex symbol Farrah Fawcett  also passed to day, due to the cancer... 

so rest in peace to both

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ooooohhhh this looks cool

this is how Alice In Wonderland is supposed to be!

MMMM camel toe Megan Fox style

Even the bitchiest bitch gets camel toe 

ugly cunt

it's karma 

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dinos say heeeeyyyyyy!

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HOLLER

MMMMM more sexy ladies of myspace DETROIT edition

So because my husband is smart he said i should pick a city for my sexy myspace ladies, so this time it's..... Detroit! 
and after seeing these pictures OMG beware, they are really really um special!

um really? really? why? her page is so amazing it's unbelievable check it... weirdo!!

the scariest valentines gift ever!

look how hot i am, on a toilet....

 so do you my space people just only have mirrors in the bathroom?

HOLY MOLY!

love JESS!!!!!!

5 second films

So i saw this page on the shitty AOTS, but its really fucking hilarious! so check out the rest of their videos at.....5secondfilms....

Attack of the Gay Zombies!!

this gem is brought to you by JESS!!!

The sexy ladies of My Space

These sexy ladies are all single and waiting for you!!! Lucky you!

ummm you can obviously see the sex radiating off her

would you post your boobs on the internet to attract people if they looked like this mess?

umm yes against the wall always sexy Is she in a Motel 6?

YELLOW NIGHTMARE!!!  AAGGGGGG

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Puppy for sale!!!

Wanna buy a puppy? He's 20% off!

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small project :]

this is the small [pointless] wall that is in our living room kind of seperating our living room from our dining room and we decided to make it fancy and paint it. the colors are rare wine [dark purple] and fireberry red [bright ass red] and they originally were chosen to accent the paintings my husband bought when he was in LA for E3. we are planning on adding a few more artsy peices to it but still not sure yet! it does bring a lot more depth to the room though and its pretty rad to say the least in general. Just thought id share this with everyone :]

love Dani

OMG so i was actually kind of thrilled when i found this out!

so these two finally came out from hiding and were spotted strolling through LA together! i knew they had great chemistry on set but you have to figure a couple with so many physical scenes would be dating in RL! good for them and im excited to say that the new season of TrueBlood has finally started!! i cant wait to see what happens. :] Best TV series in a long while!

Love Dani

ha ha ooh Speidi!!

this line says it all!! they are what is wrong with not only our society but our fucking country if people actually think this is "love"

fuck all their goo goo ga ga bull shit! tv has not done you a favor by capturing fake ass photos of you too making out all over LA! they have actually shown america what not to do in a relationship! thanks Hollywood && MTV!!

Love Dani

Octo-mom vs. Kate!!

ok soooo im not so interested in the whole jon and kate plus "big huge televised divorce with 8 children in the middle" but this hilarious crap did! Basically the octo mom was pissed that kate had commented on the fact that she has 8 children going on 100 and single and apparently octo mom was not too happy! Honestly though what is this crazy ass woman thinking?? 8 children with just yourself to raise them? no sir!! raising more than one child is tough but im going to have to go with Kate on this one and agree that that many children is ridiculous to have with no father figure present! then again i guess it would save her and the children the heartache to have to lose that father figure wouldnt it Kate?!

love Dani

Uhhh worst parents ever!!

So my husband and I randomly came across this blog chalkful of amazing parent pics and videos! wozzers! so there not a blogspot. com page so I am unable and too lazy to follow but check out the bad  parents here
love Jess

  

Showbiz pizza is the club...

So I guess from what I learned from this guys web page/ blog he used to make these animatronic guys for Showbiz pizza and now the lucky bastard gets to make them sing any song he wants! He's mostly rad!
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oh check out the rest of his stuff on youtube his thingy is fanprograms search it!

poor Bret!

All that plastic surgery down the drain!!! Why was Poison preforming at the Tony Awards any ways?
luv Jess

new iphone soon!!!!!

YAAAA I can't wait! I have 1st gen iphone and it's lived a battle with me. I never got a case and i dropped it and it went into the toilet once (no poo) and ya but i really loved it with all my heart... so my WONDERFUL husband said i can get a new one!!!! very exciting! you should get one too! BEST PHONE EVER!!
luv jess!

Daisy blah blah blah

Ok this show is so lame, no one really like's her (well ricky likes her pussy)
So this amazing week she had a cage fight, conveniently after Cage walked off....
N-E WAYZ they all fight and act gay so Flex, Sinister and Chi Chi win the challenges and get to go on the following amazing date where Daisy gets the worst tattoo ever! watch the video!

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So after the elimination she talks to Fox who has a girlfriend (maybe boyfriend?) Then she has her little decision and AMAZINGLY no-one walks out! So even though Fox said he sexes another she keeps him cause she was sexing another while trying to hook up with Bret Michaels..She gets rid of Six Gauge and his thumb sized dick piercing.... god she is dumb
heres the champ...

Attn: All men

Effective immediatly you must carry a copy of this paper in your wallets




Thank you for helping your relationships
because i love you
Jess

Megan Fox is an UGLY BITCH

MTV Shows

So skip all the bullshit and go directly to minute 3:03 to 3:25 where the wonderful Andy Samberg puts the bitchy, sharped face, skinny, greasy looking and Transformers ruining Megan Fox in her place. Ya i hate her, and not cause i thinks she's so pretty and i'm soooo ugly! NOPE i hate her cause she sucks! ya fuck that bitch!
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Princess debate

Ok so Dani and her hubby (Stephen) just went to Disneyland, Dani seems to have this crazy idea that Belle from Beauty and the Beast is the prettiest princess. HAH no way it's totally Aurora from Sleeping Beauty. So here are pictures of both, you be the judge....

Here's the lovely beautiful blonde Aurora, Jess's pick....

Here's the plain Jain Belle..... Dani's pick...... I guess her dress is fun :)

Polls are now open.....   luv jess